ethelcardew.co.uk
2019 ethelcardew.co.uk
Series 1, Episode 5, [ ‘s up ]
Richie: Eddie! Stand firm. Where were you at Agincourt?
Eddie: I stayed on the bus, remember? With, erm, Ethel Cardew.
Richie: Hmm, no, no, shut up, I wasn't talking about that.
Series 1, Episode 6, [ Accident ]
Eddie: By "serviceman" I take it you mean that time you got caught on
board pretending to be the Captain, just to impress Ethel Cardew.
Richie: It worked.
Eddie: No it didn't, she got off with the arresting officer!
Series 3, Episode 2, [ Terror ]
Richie: No, come on, Eddie! What about Ethel Cardew, your
paramour.
Eddie: She is neither a virgin, nor technically speaking, a girl.
Besides which, she hasn't been speaking to me since the super glue
incident. Hasn't been speaking to anyone much, actually.
ethelcardew.co.uk
2019 ethelcardew.co.uk
Series 1, Episode 5, [ ‘s up ]
Richie: Eddie! Stand firm. Where were you at Agincourt?
Eddie: I stayed on the bus, remember? With, erm, Ethel Cardew.
Richie: Hmm, no, no, shut up, I wasn't talking about that.
Series 1, Episode 6, [ Accident ]
Eddie: By "serviceman" I take it you mean that time you got caught on
board pretending to be the Captain, just to impress Ethel Cardew.
Richie: It worked.
Eddie: No it didn't, she got off with the arresting officer!
Series 3, Episode 2, [ Terror ]
Richie: No, come on, Eddie! What about Ethel Cardew, your
paramour.
Eddie: She is neither a virgin, nor technically speaking, a girl.
Besides which, she hasn't been speaking to me since the super glue
incident. Hasn't been speaking to anyone much, actually.